Wow I found this half finished post written ages ago and I can't remember what point I was trying to make with it in the end but anyways I thought up an ending to it so here it goes. ..
The camera on my phone stopped working!! FUCK!
NEVER BUY SAMSUNG PHONES
They are absolutely shit...
Anyways, look how hot this woman is.
In case you dunno who she is, it's Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' wife.
The wife he cheated on with up to 13 (???) or so women including cocktail waitresses and porn stars.
Here is a picture of him on one of his good days.
Here is Elin again
Absolutely gorgeous right?
Comparing them superficially in terms of looks only, is like that Chinese saying about a fresh flower stuck in a pile of cow shit.
Anyways, my point of this post was to quote something funny a friend said a while ago about her ex bf who did something similar.
"After having too much lobster, he goes off every now and then to have some pork."
