Dear Attention Whore

First of all.. GET A GODDAMN NEW HAIRSTYLE.. the fucken poodle look is not in.. don't know when it ever was.. don't know when it ever will be. But then again, you're a bitch so I guess it suits you. Kudos for getting a hairstyle that so perfectly matches your personality. Now all your need to do is dye it vomit green.

Secondly, I know this is not your fault.. it must be the fault of that slut of a woman you call mother.. passed on those lowlife genes of hers.. but if you have a mouth is as wide as yours.. and trust me .. its fucken fucken fucken FUCKEN huge. *i could add a million 'fuckens' before huge and it wouldn't be barely enuff to describe the black hole it is* then why .. oh tell me why would you try to stretch it to breaking point every time u attempt to smile in a disgusting cute fashion.. I know, i know it shows guys that you can fit a lot inside.. but this blatant self advertising of your wonderful ability to get mouthfucked by ten people at the same time is really very fugly for those of us who don't have meat for you to conquer... Tell me why do u feel the need to show people every single one of your teeth when you are feeling happy over another bukakke session.

Ok.. well now that we have a basic idea of your looks and extraordinary facial anatomy, let's move on. Of course I wouldn't just go on and on about how ugly you are. Like I would be that *superficial*. But apart from your mouth that even Jenna Jameson would envy, you are really not that special. So don't try to act like you are.

*this is the part that starts to not make sense to u random ppl.. but i don't care!!!*

Fuck man.. got rubbish to say with that itchy mouth of yours? Go suck DANIEL's cock. . Got shit to type with itchy fingers? Go give your Eric a handjob. Or alternatively, just bored? Tell DANIEL to give u a good fucking. Go do some fucken good in the world instead of being a fucken attention whore. *sorry for naming you, you poor unfortunate guy but you need to keep a lead on your bitch* Oh, but wait, one cock pointing in your direction is not enuff for you. The more the better right? You wanna feel special yeh.. go be a fucken porn star. You'll get all the fucken attention you want from different guys in every single direction possible. Oh but wait.. im sorry *look, even in the circumstances i am still so POLITE to you.. even apoligising!*, I forgot.. low as they might be, they at least have some sort of STANDARD. You could probably get a cut for "guys that like their bitches to look like retarded poodles" tho .. *shudders*

This is a private rambling.. won't make any sense probably. If you think its too harsh then fuck off~!