My cookie

So... I was having a pretty bad day. Long story ....

Anyways, I'm at the train station and spot a vending machine.

Not having had lunch, I decide to be kind to myself and buy myself a cookie.

Put my money in the machine.

Cookie moves closer to be dispensed....

AND GETS STUCK AT THE LAST SECOND.

That's just the last straw.

Hysterical, I give the machine a mightly kick. The cookie budges one millimetre.

The sound causes ppl to look at me with those "omg what a weirdo" corner-of-the-eye looks.

But I don't care.

I WANT MY DAMN COOKIE.

I hurl abuse at the machine for a while.

It stands there insolently.

So I give it another mighty kick.

Cookie moves another millimetre..but is STILL STUCK.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

My anger increases tenfold.

In the end my bf had to put another two dollars fifty in the machine to get the damn cookie out just to calm me down.

... it didn't even taste good...