Juicy piggies and shoes

I picked up my new shoes =D

I must say Wittner ship their shoes from store to store damn fast. 

I ordered on Wed afternoon, they arrived by Friday.

My new babies

So damn comfy, and did I mention that LOVE PATENT LEATHER.

Seriously comfortable

They have heels yet don't kill your feet when u walk..

I LOVE PATENT LEATHER OMFG!!

Speaking of shoes, check out my giant slipper:

hehe! It's a feet warmer I bought in china for 30 rmb.

That's like.. 5 bux Aus.

Taken out of the closet and ready for Winter.

=D

Something else I bought in China:

Mobile holder that you can hang onto your bag!

50 rmb =p

I love shopping in China =p

lalalala

lalalala

On a side note, has anyone been reading in the papers how Richard Pratt's wife allowed his mistress to visit his deathbed? 

What a generous woman... if my husband was dying I wouldn't give his fucken mistress the time of the day. 

KNOWING that a guy is married, and then screwing around with him and having a child from it is just...immoral. And as for the bastard child... well she can blame her own gold-digging slut of a mother for the "unfairness" that she would encounter in her life coz her mom couldn't keep her panties on. 

Hmm. But then again it takes two to tango.

All I'm saying is his wife is indeed very generous as she has been described in the papers.

Grrr I hate gold diggers..

Cutest picture

(http://www.wisconsinhistory.org/whi/fullimage.asp?id=12388)

"Circus lion in a bathtub"

How cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If the shoe fits, wear it

Totally irrelevant title.. but I disgress!!

I was surfing the net looking at random things when I came across this picture of this chinese actress.

I always thought she was quite pretty. Having a very innocent and wide eye look. Imagine my shock when I saw this:

Before Make up.

like.. wow!! 

Not only that, I also found out she's had cosmetic surgery, which caused her eyes to be weirddd... see how one eyelid is droopy and one eye is obviously bigger than the other? (Kinda similar to Paris Hilton's lazy eye but way worse).

Ahh.. the wonders of make up.

More pics:

Further research showed that she underwent "开眼角" surgery which literally translated is "open eye corner" which is a surgery that literally does what it says. They cut open the corners of your eyes to make them appear wider and more alert. 

Sounds scary right?? But hmm.. looking at this pic .. it seems almost worth it =p

Sexy eyes!!

And here is something else I found, Jolin Tsai before her apparent "natural" image change.

This is her when she was younger.

Note the big flat wide nose.

This is her in more recent pics.

Apparently her face naturally thinned out like that and her nose miraculously became smaller, taller and sharper without any surgical aid. Oh hoho I'm sure it did!!

Anyways, getting back to topic I put these shoes on hold today. 

My damn size 5 feet make it so hard to find shoes that FIT. 

So when I found these came in my size I HAD TO HAVE A PAIR!!

Wittner "Joker" $149.95

in Red PATENT LEATHER!!

I love patent leather omgwtfbbq.

I used to have a pair of pointy red kitten heels from one of those cheap asian stores ("Duchess") but they broke after like 5 wears. 

Man.. never buy shoes from Duchess, they might look nice and be cheap but they are not worth it at all!!

I was so heartbroken, those shoes were damn nice!

The store didn't have any of my size in stock so they are ordering them in from elsewhere :)

SO happy ~~

I also tried these on. They were damn nice also, but the lace part seemed a bit hmm... dominatrix? So I wasn't too sure about them

hmmm...

Randomness

Perhaps this is jsut a generalisation, but a LOT OF PEOPLE have had work done!!

I think I've become sort of an expert in spotting people with bad plastic surgery. Haha.

Bad nose jobs are pretty obvious, especially on asians. Check out this chick

The bridge of her nose reaches her forehead man!!

Even without the "before" pics u can tell.

Anyways, I've spotted quite a lot of women who i'm 90% sure have had nose jobs.

One customer at work had even scars on both sides of her nose. (She was a total bitch too =.=)

La la la

Comedy festival

I went to see Brendan Burns today for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!!

(Pic taken from www.theage.com.au)

=D

He is a damn funny guy haha... 

Random picture of tickets

I decided I wanted to go to his show after checking out this clip out of him totally owning a stupid bitch..

Talking about YouTube - Aussie comedian Brendon Burns vs. heckler

Notice the poor guy next to her!!

How funny is it omg... xD

Next week gonna go see Arj Barker and ....*drumroll* DAVE HUGHES!!! THE SEXY BEAST OMG! It was so hard to get tickets for him wheeee

Anyways, I leave you with this funny thing I saw in Smiggle today (stationary shop).

Little USB dude. So cute :)

Got my hair did

Hmm so I finally did something about my hair!

Even tho I'm feeling crap lately, it's better to feel crap with nice hair then to feel crap with crap hair right?

Hehe...

This is right after it was straightened. Did it at this korean hairdresser (I HEART KOREAN HAIRDRESSERS) and it was the "shiseido straightening."

Damage on wallet: $280

Was it worth it? Definately!!

I don't even have to blow dry and then straighten my hair now!!

It AIR DRIES like this naturally. Omggg, best 'investment' ever.

My hair is soft and silky now ^_^

Breaking up

I would say one of the the worst feelings I've ever experienced in my so far (relatively short 22 years) life is that of a break up.

Heartache hurts more than any physical pain I have experienced so far, and there is just no real way to escape it. 

I have always tried to avoid getting really hurt in a relationship. I probably never really put in 100% - I guess you can say that I am selfish, but I guess one of my biggest fears is to be completely vulnerable to another person. 

"Smart" quotes always tell you to give it your 100%, and "love like you've never been hurt before", and things like "it's better to have love and lost, then never to have loved at all." But seriously, I think very few people who have actually experienced heartbreak before would actually go into future relationships 100% again without some sort of self control and protection. 

The first time I was really heartbroken was breaking up with my first bf. I couldn't eat, couldn't concerntrate, and cried myself to sleep every night. I thought I would never care about anyone else again. It was one of the worst months of my life. 

After that experience, I learned my lesson and 'protected' myself. I never really trusted another guy again, and also used "self control" - not falling head over heels for people and always trying to limit myself in not making someone too important in my life. 

Recently, I broke up with my bf. We almost reached 1.5 years. These two weeks since things ended have been so confusing and difficult. I've cried, laughed, then cried again (oh my god I'm not crazy.. i swear x_X!!) I've never experienced anything like it. 

Sometimes I feel bitter over how things turned out, because I feel that it was he who chose a future path that didn't include me. 

Sometimes I feel regret, over things I could have done differently (such as starting the relationship in the first place!! haha jkjk). 

Sometimes I'm so sad, because we had such happy times together and yet things still came to an end. 

:(

It's confusing to me, and I don't know if it is because I am too naiive. Friends have said "sometimes you meet the right person, but it's just not the right time or place." or "sometimes no matter how much u love someone you just can't be with them."

Well these things sound bullshit to me. Coz IF you do love someone then what is there to stop you from being together?

Maybe he just didn't love me.

I don't know. It doesn't matter anymore. I hate break ups.