update on clubbing post

I heard from a little bird that following the incident in the club involving Mr Sleaze he went around telling people and pointing to Pretty and Myself "Those two girls are party poopers. Don't even let me have a little feel."
What a total douchebag.

on attention whores

I fucking can NOT stand attention seeking whores playing computer games. You are a girl. You don't have a freaken penis when you open your legs.. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Ok. You are a girl playing a GAME. You are doing something that is supposed to apparently be a mainly 'male' only thing. We got it. Don't need to fucken bring it up every fucken second "imagirlimagirlimagirl!!'
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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The typical conversation (in wow)

Someone: great job guys

ASW (attention seeking whore) : GUYS?!?! I'm a girl :)

Loser 1: OMGAGIRL

ASW: [insert some supposedly modest remark about her being a girl again and feign shock that people are surprised shes a girl]

Loser 2: Are you hot babe

Loser 3: Sexy, do you have msn?

So freaken annoying.

And then there are the idiot girls who start acting like hot shit when loser guys start hitting on them over the internet.

A typical example is Emily, blood elf hunter on Dreadmaul.

She's made herself famous flaunting, advertising, broadcasting her FEMALE self over Wow. Thinking she is top shit coz she can tell loser guys "stop following me around like a lost puppy", "the 13 year olds that wanan cyber with me".

Umm.. reality check. Guys hitting on you over the net does NOT MAKE YOU HOT.

Talking like you're freaken Miss Universe rejecting would be suitors.
Fucken idiot.

When I was playing dota on BA I also came across another idiot.

Back in (oldschool) 3c (3 corridoors) days, I was in a particular game where the person who picked Potm (one of the best heros on the good side) was a total freaken noob, their name was "Princess".

This person had no clue what she was doing.. at all. The first skill she picked was searing arrows, and while some pros can pull it off she was just fully shit. Turned it on autocast and just let it auto attack anything. Didn't time the hits nothing.

While I have nothing against noobs.. the other players on the team you could tell were really "serious" i-want-to-win types. This one particular idiot (we shall refer to him as 'idiot' from hereon) kept getting pissy at me for not stunning the opposing hero (I was mountain king and oom - out of mana).

Anyways, the game had only gone for a little while, everyone was about level 4 but Princess on level 2 just had her second death.

Me: "man princess is a noob"

Idiot: "princess is my GF"

Me: "so? she's a noob"

Idiot: "STFU shes a girl"

WUT THE FUCK?!?!?! He's playing so serious serious yelling at me for being "A FUCKING NOOB" not stunning when i was fucking OUT OF MANA while Princess dies twice letting Archi get freaken strong and I can't call her a noob coz "its a girl".

FUCKING most stupid reasoning I have ever heard in my LIFE.

Like wtf?!?! It's a GIRL. Oh wow. BIG DEAL. I don't give a flying shit if its your gf your mom or your grandma playing. Is the fact that "oh-mi-god-princess-is-a-girl-playing-games" gonna like 'excuse' her from everything? i think NOT. FUcking idiot. Showing off to everyone oh look my gf is so cool she plays dota with me. FUCKING PISS ME OFF MAN.

And what's more annoying is I can't exactly say "so fucking what i'm a girl too get over it dipshit." Coz that just sounds UNGIRLY and makes me sound like an attention whore too. Not to mention he prolly won't believe me coz I just wouldn't be able to type it in any other girl way that would not be agressive and sarcastic. GRRRRRRRRRR.

Let me try to type that out girlishly...

"ohhhh Princess is a girl? I'm a girl too :) [YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT FUCK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK SHES A GIRL?!?!]
"

To add fuel to the fire some other idiot on the team immediatly said "is she hot".

To which Princess replied with the age old attention-whore-trying-to-be-cute response of...

^^

Hmm... attention seeking whores shot be shot.

Blue and fluffy =D

I love my new sockssssssss!!!! so warm and cuteeeeeeeeee... wheeeeeeeeee *happy happy*
Bought for a ridiculous price =D tehehehehehehehe !!

NOob Photoshopppp wheeee

Wow..after seeing all those photoshop tutes and before and after pics..I've come to the conclusion.....

... fucken photoshop is the best!!!!!!~~

Fat ugly bitch? No problemmm.... just zap ur fat away with a few clicks of the button....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ0adXaY_bs
this is frkn crazy

Wrinkles and freckles? whoooooooosh and they are goneeeee

I'm pretty sure u've seen THIS before...

some lady from a DOVE ad... very very normal looking to begin with.. but the end result is phhwoaaar... like.. no wonder ppl get anarexia and BDD (body *something starting with D* disorder - where they think of themselves as super super ugly and deformed and try to commit suicide and won't leave their house etc)... we are surrounded by these photoshopped impossible to attain images of perfection!!!

-_- damn their perfect bodies and perfect faces...grrrrrrrrrrrrr *waves fist around like a crazy person*

hmmm.. unless you are terribly terribly lucky in the genetic lottery like Jessica Alba...

or Fujii Lena..





THIS GIRL IS SO SO SO SO SO CUTE!!! She's one of the Vivi models and she's jsut soooo adorable and pretty omgg... normally i hate moles but hers are just so damn gorgeous..



xD

or resort to surgery...like the super hot AngelaBaby...
*sighs dreamily*

Btw she is quite ummm not attractive prior to her plastic surgery(s). **A little bird thinks she kinda looks like a deformed baby**.... this is the pre surgery/pre famous angelababy... hmm... its like a completely different person

well anyways ...meh.. i have nothing against surgery.. ppl always talking about bullshit like "natural is beautiful". all that bullshit. Well if u truely believe it then go fucking date someone who never waxes their legs/armpits or plucks their eyebrows. u go see how u like the 'naturalness'. *scoffs* PFFFFFFT TO U FUCKERS

I HATE HYPOCRITES!!!

But then again there are just people who take surgery a bit too far.....

This girl claims shes never had any surgery... ummm... *cough*

*cough*

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ANyways!! The point is that there are standards are just very unattainable for normal fugly ppl =[

However!!!!!! Photoshop is like.. creating beautiful people... taking pimple face/double chin/wrinkley eyed normal people... and turning this plain canvas into a fucking gorgeous [virtual] person .






I love love love love love Photoshop~!~!~!~!~!





*evil smirk* Now... let's see what we can do =D





Step 1. Take normal random photo

Step 2: Find all the flaws!! (ugh)

• eyes too small



• nose too big



• eyebrows not nice



• chest too small



• bottom lip too big



• chin not pointy enuff



• ....

Step 3: correct them!!!!!

• eyes too small

Enlarge eyes!! as big as u wantttttttt~~~~~~~






• nose too big
Squashed smaller and pointier tip =D





• eyebrows not nice
Darken them and create a nicer arch~~~~




• chest too small
Inflate them...




• bottom lip too big
Squash it down and enlarge upper lip a bit xD




• chin not pointy enuff
duh.. make it more pointy

Step 4: after some nubish fisddling around.. its time to show off your beautiful work!!!

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TADAH!!!

It's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen.. get it away from me!!! AWAY!!!!

Step 5: Learn lesson: some things are better left to professionals

-_-

:(

Politics

Aiyaiyaiyaiyai ... I'm horrible at updating this thing...

Don't you think Arial is just the nicest font ... it's just so nice.. and rounded .. so much nicer than this disgusting one that they always make u submit your assignments and shit in... I always type out the whole essay/response/whatever in Arial first and then change it all to le yuck afterwards... just gives me such a horrible headache... let the default font be Arial dammit!!!

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Anyyyyways ........moving right along......

I went to Seven on Saturday night.. I knowww last time I said I wouldn't ever ever go clubbing again..but...

forever is just a commitment thats a bit too far fetched =P

So anyways, clubbing was .. interesting ...

I was with one of my girl friends, let's call her Pretty (I am not being biased).

While we were clubbing .. we saw this rather (and to put it nicely) unattractive girl, let's give her the uber-cute name Gums (this may or may not have anything to do with her abundance of a fleshy gooey substance clearly visible in her mouth each time she attempted to smile).

*biased...who me?* *blinks innocently*

Anyways, Pretty and Gums had rather an interesting history involving an ex boyfriend and were thus arch-nemesis who were on friendly terms...which is pretty whacked.. makes my head spin

like this --> @_@

Now.. this is the first time Pretty and Gums have actually met in RL (Real life for u noobs).

And this is where the 'battle of female politics' comes in.
Pretty hates Gums's guts. I'm pretty (<-- hehe)sure Gums feels the same way.

Gums actually came up to Pretty with a super fake gummy smile
"Hi.. I'm GUMS!! You must be The Pretty!"

Pretty gave an equally fake but much more attractive smile back "Hello gums~~"

They then preceded to make small talk like good friends until Gums decided the dancefloor was in need of some excitement in the form of a dinosaur-faced can't-dance-but-still-try-to-be-sexy individual which would of coz be no other than her lovely self.

Now.. we introduce a new character..Mr Sleaze.

Mr Sleaze is your average clubbing guy..
ugly, desperate, and sleazy.

Mr Sleaze tries to hit on Pretty first. While chatting away.. he all of a sudden tries to force her into a surprise kiss. Of course, having standards, pretty refuses. Being the slimeball he is.. he tries to coax her into 'just a little kiss'.
Which is just repulsive.

Now, seeing that he has no chance with her.. he decides to find a new target.. who just happened to be sitting RIGHT NEXT TO PRETTY while he tried to kiss her.. which would be .. moi. Using EXACTLY the same dirty tactic Mr Sleaze attempts to victimize his second pair lips for the night.

Disgusting and grossed out, I pushed him away and we moved away to somewhere else.

About 30 minutes later....

Perhaps due to his many failures, perhaps due to desperation, perhaps stung by too much rejection, perhaps even due to a gum fetish.. we would never know for sure...

Imagine the shock of our lives we got when looking up.. me and Pretty saw Gums and Mr Sleaze getting it on in the middle of the room.

Full on tonsil hockey and groping.
It was absolutely disgusting.

This just reaffirmed that we were ABSOLUTELY RIGHT in shaking off the advances of Mr Sleaze.

How tottally disgusting of him.

To keep moving down the assembly line until he found success in the reject bin.

How utterly gross.

Also.. Gums.. knowing full well she was way down in the line of his potential targets... yet still allowing him to have his moment of fun.

This just proves what an attention seeking whore she is. GODDAMN!

The moral of the story is:

Disgusting people deserve each other.

Crazy Japanese Invention

Found on some taiwanese auction site .....

"BIBANA ROLLER" aka nose slimmer
Apparently, with this high tech rolling action you can make your nose slim and tall like the caucasion model - for those unfortunate flat nosed asians... ahhaha suckers

do people really beleive this will work?? They try to make it look so scientific too.. with their complicated diagrams and such.. haha .. damn gullible ppl willing to do anything to achieve beauty ~_~

hmm.. guess what this is...
nope.. its not some weird sex toy.. its a LEG massager for the shower. hahaha.......

Damn ppl are weird

Mandy Moore

I HATE MANDY MOORE WITH A PASSION

SHE's the reason there is AIDS

SHE'S the reason there is poverty in the world today

SHE'S the reason for inflation/high petrol prices

SHE'S the cause of bad breath/pimples

Just coz there are no scandals/porn on her like the other 'younger celebrities' she bloody walks around on her high horse thinking shes top shit. Wearing her high cut clothing thinking shes the fucken queen of the world.

Just LOOK at her.. what a BITCH!

BLACK IS SUPPOSED TO BE SLIMMING YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH FUCKEN RETARD


I ADMIT I "BIASEDLY" SUPER HATE MANDY MOORE