Politics

Aiyaiyaiyaiyai ... I'm horrible at updating this thing...

Don't you think Arial is just the nicest font ... it's just so nice.. and rounded .. so much nicer than this disgusting one that they always make u submit your assignments and shit in... I always type out the whole essay/response/whatever in Arial first and then change it all to le yuck afterwards... just gives me such a horrible headache... let the default font be Arial dammit!!!

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Anyyyyways ........moving right along......

I went to Seven on Saturday night.. I knowww last time I said I wouldn't ever ever go clubbing again..but...

forever is just a commitment thats a bit too far fetched =P

So anyways, clubbing was .. interesting ...

I was with one of my girl friends, let's call her Pretty (I am not being biased).

While we were clubbing .. we saw this rather (and to put it nicely) unattractive girl, let's give her the uber-cute name Gums (this may or may not have anything to do with her abundance of a fleshy gooey substance clearly visible in her mouth each time she attempted to smile).

*biased...who me?* *blinks innocently*

Anyways, Pretty and Gums had rather an interesting history involving an ex boyfriend and were thus arch-nemesis who were on friendly terms...which is pretty whacked.. makes my head spin

like this --> @_@

Now.. this is the first time Pretty and Gums have actually met in RL (Real life for u noobs).

And this is where the 'battle of female politics' comes in.
Pretty hates Gums's guts. I'm pretty (<-- hehe)sure Gums feels the same way.

Gums actually came up to Pretty with a super fake gummy smile
"Hi.. I'm GUMS!! You must be The Pretty!"

Pretty gave an equally fake but much more attractive smile back "Hello gums~~"

They then preceded to make small talk like good friends until Gums decided the dancefloor was in need of some excitement in the form of a dinosaur-faced can't-dance-but-still-try-to-be-sexy individual which would of coz be no other than her lovely self.

Now.. we introduce a new character..Mr Sleaze.

Mr Sleaze is your average clubbing guy..
ugly, desperate, and sleazy.

Mr Sleaze tries to hit on Pretty first. While chatting away.. he all of a sudden tries to force her into a surprise kiss. Of course, having standards, pretty refuses. Being the slimeball he is.. he tries to coax her into 'just a little kiss'.
Which is just repulsive.

Now, seeing that he has no chance with her.. he decides to find a new target.. who just happened to be sitting RIGHT NEXT TO PRETTY while he tried to kiss her.. which would be .. moi. Using EXACTLY the same dirty tactic Mr Sleaze attempts to victimize his second pair lips for the night.

Disgusting and grossed out, I pushed him away and we moved away to somewhere else.

About 30 minutes later....

Perhaps due to his many failures, perhaps due to desperation, perhaps stung by too much rejection, perhaps even due to a gum fetish.. we would never know for sure...

Imagine the shock of our lives we got when looking up.. me and Pretty saw Gums and Mr Sleaze getting it on in the middle of the room.

Full on tonsil hockey and groping.
It was absolutely disgusting.

This just reaffirmed that we were ABSOLUTELY RIGHT in shaking off the advances of Mr Sleaze.

How tottally disgusting of him.

To keep moving down the assembly line until he found success in the reject bin.

How utterly gross.

Also.. Gums.. knowing full well she was way down in the line of his potential targets... yet still allowing him to have his moment of fun.

This just proves what an attention seeking whore she is. GODDAMN!

The moral of the story is:

Disgusting people deserve each other.

Crazy Japanese Invention

Found on some taiwanese auction site .....

"BIBANA ROLLER" aka nose slimmer
Apparently, with this high tech rolling action you can make your nose slim and tall like the caucasion model - for those unfortunate flat nosed asians... ahhaha suckers

do people really beleive this will work?? They try to make it look so scientific too.. with their complicated diagrams and such.. haha .. damn gullible ppl willing to do anything to achieve beauty ~_~

hmm.. guess what this is...
nope.. its not some weird sex toy.. its a LEG massager for the shower. hahaha.......

Damn ppl are weird

Mandy Moore

I HATE MANDY MOORE WITH A PASSION

SHE's the reason there is AIDS

SHE'S the reason there is poverty in the world today

SHE'S the reason for inflation/high petrol prices

SHE'S the cause of bad breath/pimples

Just coz there are no scandals/porn on her like the other 'younger celebrities' she bloody walks around on her high horse thinking shes top shit. Wearing her high cut clothing thinking shes the fucken queen of the world.

Just LOOK at her.. what a BITCH!

BLACK IS SUPPOSED TO BE SLIMMING YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH FUCKEN RETARD


I ADMIT I "BIASEDLY" SUPER HATE MANDY MOORE

Bloody Legend

Pro china protester at torch relay in Canberra... BLOODY LEGEND!!!

Pro-China demonstrator Jeff Li yelled at the pro-Tibetan supporters: "The Dalai Lama is a hypocrite, a liar, an ugly man."

"These people are idiots, they know nothing about China's history"

(pics from http://www.theage.com.au/)

stupid text wrapping

HAHAH!

pointed out by Anty lolololol

just to confuse u

I hate the name of the month after May and before July.

contradictions

I am never going clubbing again!! 11th of April go clubbing (Castle) where Sam Lee (some famous fob) is there. Dance drink dance drink .. rah rah rah the same routine. I seriously feel FINE inside the club. A little dizzy and thats it. Then as soon as I leave. Omg never felt worse in my LIFE. Throw up non stop... Can't breathe... Head gonna explode... -pass out- ...wake up next morning with a huge ass headache and for the next 12 hours am unable to eat and barely able to drink coz the feeling of puking is always immenent <-*i can't spelllll*... I really don't know how this happened... I felt FINEEE while inside..

Tell me how does this make sense..

My SECOND year subject gives us a 2000 word report thingy to split between 4 people...while my FIRST year subject gives us a frkn 3000 word report where we have to fly solo.. I mean.. wut the hell... are they trying to make us fail straightaway so we'll work harder in future semesters or what.. SUCKS!

People always try to sound non superficial going "oh looks don't matter" but if a super ugly person is interested in them. The first thing they will tell you is "HE/SHE is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly. When i look at his/her face i feel like i'm gonna puke. i feel sorry for the oxygen that has to come in contact with their ugly ass features, that is prolly how carbon dioxide is made.. when suicidal oxygen touches that ugly person face. I really really hate how fat/pimply they are. i would rather shove my eyeballs in the blender and drink the juice than date them... etc etc etc... oh yeh, but looks don't matter to me at all^^ "

and finally ... how all these idiots are harping on about the tibet issue/china abusing human rights, when they only listen to what they hear in the MEDIA and don't go pick up a damn history book to read up. don't know how calling people "barbaric chinese" etc is not constituted as bias. stupid fucks. Then start chanting PROPAGANDA, IT'S COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA as soon as they hear the other side of the argument. stupid dalai lama and his nobel peace prize. should be shoved up his ass.

Anyways.. why are my posts always so bitchy? =p

Hmm Question: How come at the time you thought u looked pretty cute but when u look back its like OMG what the hell was i thinking?

2003 (omg wtf...)

2004 start (wut's with the hat you stupid moron)

2004 middle (smiling like a retard)2004 end (playboy necklace.. how SAD)

2005 (short hair - yuck)
2006 (meh...)

2007 (hmm)

2008 (the start)

2008 (now~!)

thus concludes my evolution ~ o.O ~