Gross

My finger is burnt..
The skin is dark and gross...
YUCKKKKK :'(

Random pics from china 2007 ~

Pretty gel nails for 150 rmb (less than 20 bux AUD)!!

My boots~! So cute~! Ermm.. lol the great leader

Pollution woot!

More pollution
Beijing~ this place is HUGEEE
haha some guard..Hello Kitty cake... so cute!!
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spam

omg facebook sends too many emails !!
very irritating la!!!
about to get rid of it!!

Stupid story i wrote ages ago

Two blood elves, Luciness and Eileen were bored. There was nothing to do but to lie on the grass in Barens and suntan.

They decided to go on a holiday. SO they packed their traveller's backpacks and set off one night.

They went to visit many famous landmarks.

They went skinny dipping.

..and fishing...

But at the end of the day, they were both still bored and lonely.

Until one day at their holiday inn, they met two sexy night elves.

hunter and druid

Despite their differences, they both began 'dating the enemy'.

..and sleeping with them..

..

Everything was going great, until one day something scandolous happened.

Druid and Eileen had fallen from grace.

Hunter and Luciness were deeply upset and secretly came up with a plan together.

She began flirting with druid's ugly mage friend.

While hunter impressed Eileen with his big weapons.

It worked like a charm. Eileen and Druid both came crawling back.

Things continued on fine, until Druid and HUnter were called off to Ironforge on urgent business.

Luciness and Eileen awaited their return.

Eileen fell deeply ill from misery.

TO BE CONTINUED . . .

Self diagnosis

I have Mageirocophobia - the fear of cooking =D

Dear Attention Whore

First of all.. GET A GODDAMN NEW HAIRSTYLE.. the fucken poodle look is not in.. don't know when it ever was.. don't know when it ever will be. But then again, you're a bitch so I guess it suits you. Kudos for getting a hairstyle that so perfectly matches your personality. Now all your need to do is dye it vomit green.

Secondly, I know this is not your fault.. it must be the fault of that slut of a woman you call mother.. passed on those lowlife genes of hers.. but if you have a mouth is as wide as yours.. and trust me .. its fucken fucken fucken FUCKEN huge. *i could add a million 'fuckens' before huge and it wouldn't be barely enuff to describe the black hole it is* then why .. oh tell me why would you try to stretch it to breaking point every time u attempt to smile in a disgusting cute fashion.. I know, i know it shows guys that you can fit a lot inside.. but this blatant self advertising of your wonderful ability to get mouthfucked by ten people at the same time is really very fugly for those of us who don't have meat for you to conquer... Tell me why do u feel the need to show people every single one of your teeth when you are feeling happy over another bukakke session.

Ok.. well now that we have a basic idea of your looks and extraordinary facial anatomy, let's move on. Of course I wouldn't just go on and on about how ugly you are. Like I would be that *superficial*. But apart from your mouth that even Jenna Jameson would envy, you are really not that special. So don't try to act like you are.

*this is the part that starts to not make sense to u random ppl.. but i don't care!!!*

Fuck man.. got rubbish to say with that itchy mouth of yours? Go suck DANIEL's cock. . Got shit to type with itchy fingers? Go give your Eric a handjob. Or alternatively, just bored? Tell DANIEL to give u a good fucking. Go do some fucken good in the world instead of being a fucken attention whore. *sorry for naming you, you poor unfortunate guy but you need to keep a lead on your bitch* Oh, but wait, one cock pointing in your direction is not enuff for you. The more the better right? You wanna feel special yeh.. go be a fucken porn star. You'll get all the fucken attention you want from different guys in every single direction possible. Oh but wait.. im sorry *look, even in the circumstances i am still so POLITE to you.. even apoligising!*, I forgot.. low as they might be, they at least have some sort of STANDARD. You could probably get a cut for "guys that like their bitches to look like retarded poodles" tho .. *shudders*

This is a private rambling.. won't make any sense probably. If you think its too harsh then fuck off~!

guys... CUT YOUR NAILS!!

Having just started a retail position not long ago, and also having worked at my parents shop in the ct for quite a while.. i've become more and more disgusted with the horribly gross trend for guys, mostly asian fobs .. thought u do get other ethnicities (is that a word o.O) to leave their pinky nails super long...

its jsut GROSS. DISGUSTING. and GROSS.

am i making myself clear... it is .. GROOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

ME: that will be 2 dollars please

*guy digs thru wallet, i notice his long dirty (sometimes yellow) pinky nail rummaging around too. i restrain myself from throwing up all over his dirty hands.. and fight the urge to rip the offending nail off/chop his hand off*

eww fucking ewwww

*hands coin to me*

ME: thank you have a nice day

*RUNNNNS to slather my hands in antibacterial hand wash*

I cannot even begin to describe what an utterly revolting sight this is, and it is made ten times worse for me, as i actually have take and receive change from the disgusiting claw.

It's UGLY and it's DIRTY(don't know why people would wanna so lovingly grow their own private little haven for bacteria.. and 'oh they must have forgotten to cut their nails' is no excuse, as all the other nails are trimmed nicely.. =.= ... maybe their mothers didn't let them have a pet when they were younger >.>)

aii... please cut ur nails people >.> ... long pinky nails are YUCK and SOOO NOT SEXY...