So I'm walking along this quiet shopping centre with 2 friends I haven't seen for ages just talking and chatting.
The path is very wide, about 5 metres. We keep to the left and are taking up HALF the space maximum.
Suddenly we hear this old cranky "lady's" voice behind us, "Girls. Quickly. Hurry up."
Turning around to see who the bitch was, she seized the opportunity to walk right thru us.
The path is 5 metres wide. She had OVER HALF OF IT to walk through without (a) disturbing us (b) causing a fuss (c) being a fucking bitch in general.
Naturally, I (very reasonably) said to her witchlike figure walking away from us. "You do realize this is a pretty wide path right. You CAN just walk 2 extra steps to go around us."
Well of course fucking bitches don't like to be put in their place and this fucking bitch was no exception. Nuh uh. She turned around, looked me in the eye and said: "You're very lucky to even be here. So SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Wow. Just wow. Talk about bitter old hag that needs a good fuck.