When I was in China I was crossing one main road. Now in the middle of the road there are these 'channel' thingies . On the other side of the road this pompeous asshole loser was riding a fucken scooter. See pic below.
Random fugly shape in fugly color represents scooter riding asshole.
The green stuff is like.. plants n shit in teh middle of the road that u can't walk thru and the thick grey bars are these metals things that seperates the middle of the road into 5 'channels'. So I'm walking my dainty self along.. minding my own business and have almost come out of the "channel" (its really not a channel its like about .. 2 steps) when the fucken idiot decides he wants to cross the road by going thru the channel that i had ALMOST WALKED THRU. So basically he comes right up to the end of where the arrow is and blocks the two of us. I cant walk out and he can't ride thru coz he is IN THE FUCKING WAY.
It was a stalemate for like 5 whole seconds. He could have EASILY swerved around to go thru the channel next to this one. But NO. The FUCKING FUCKER just WAITED there for ME to REVERSE my footsteps to let HIM pass. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK.
Well of course I wasn't gonan move for him so easily! So we kinda stood there and sized each other up for a bit (him with his shifty dodgy looking eyes).
But obivoulsy i wasn't intimidating enuff.. coz THEN.. get this. the fucker had the nerve to rev his scooter up and BEEP AT ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!!
omg..asshole to the fucking max!
In the end i DID move for him tho ...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Anyways... check out what I bought on a random wander thru work~~
Basically u rip half his head off.. shove the poo colored jellybeans thru his neck, then when u press down on him the jellybeans come out thru his ahem behind. It's soooo cuteeee.... been eatting jellybeans non stoppp hehehehe !!
Must remember to take a pic of the jellybean coming out~~~!
OMG.. i just found u can get other animals as well.... hahaha!!
OMg!!! I'm too easily entertained....
I love stupid stuff liek this heeeheeeheee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think I sound very intelligent on my blog :(